Divorce One-Liners!

Divorce One-Liners!

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Definition of divorce: The future tense of marriage.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married — and then it was too late.”

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing. And then they marry him.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It’ll Be a Great Trade!

We were very happily married for eight months.
Unfortunately, we were married for ten years.

You know it’s a bad day when your blind date is your ex.

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.