Out with the Guys

A married man left
from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however,
he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys.

When he finally
returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from
his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife
asked “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for a couple of days?”

“That would suit me just fine!” the man said.

Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday went by and he still didn’t see her.

Thursday, the swelling went down a bit, and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye.