1st year — The
husband says, “Oh, sweetie pie, I’m really worried about those nasty
sniffles you have! There’s no telling what that could turn into with all
the strep that’s been going around. I’m going to take you right down to
the hospital and have you admitted for a couple days of rest. I know
the food is lousy there, so I’m going to bring you some takeout from
China Garden. I’ve already arranged it with the head nurse.”
2nd year —
“Listen, honey, I don’t like the sound of that cough. I called the doc
and he’s going to stop by here and take a look at you. Why don’t you
just go on to bed and get the rest you need?”
3rd year — “Maybe
you better go lie down, darling. When you feel lousy you need the rest.
I’ll bring you something…do we have any canned soup around here?”
4th year — “No
sense wearing yourself out when you’re under the weather. When you
finish those dishes and the kids’ baths and get them to bed, you ought
to go to bed yourself.”
5th year — “Why don’t you take a couple of aspirin?”
6th year — “You oughta go gargle or something, instead of sitting around barking like a dog.”
7th year — “For
Pete’s sake, stop sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You’d
better pick up some tissues while you’re at the store.”
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