25 year old blond wife

After being married 25 years,one day I took a look at my wife and said, “Honey,do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.  Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,but I’m sleeping with a 50 year Old Woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed….

I shut up and took out the trash..