Husband/Wife Discussion

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not — don’t you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (audible groan)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she’s left-handed.

WIFE: (silence)

HUSBAND: Damn.