Katy Perry and Russell Brand Married

After kissing a girl and liking it, and doing something rather questionable with a llama while wailing about her boyfriend PMSing like a [expletive deleted], pop princess Katy Perry tied the knot with comedian Russell Brand on Saturday.

Against what their spokesman described as “the inspirational and majestic countryside of Northern India,” the newlyweds saidI do, twice, in front of a Christian minister and a host of the couples’ closest family and friends.

And while the aforementioned llama was nowhere to be seen, another member of the animal kingdom stopped by — a tiger — to see what the fuss was all about.

To add some Hollywood (or perhaps Bollywood) drama to the event, that same tiger was alleged to have killed three people in the past year, and was a mere 50 feet away from the happily married couple before it was spotted and “beaten off” by guards. Officials at the National Park in which the wedding took place estimated that the hungry tiger could have killed any of the 85 guests.

It’s unclear whether the couple will stay in India to honeymoon. Regardless of where they end up, they’ll likely be spending some quality time indoors — the new Mrs. Brand has reportedly told friends that she wants to “try for a baby.” And if that weren’t enough, a fortune-telling parrot apparently told her she’d soon be pregnant.

(*Squawk* Polly wants some Barry White and incense. *Squawk*)